These thoughts in my head are gonna ruin my life lol

me: I'm so cute
me 15 mins later: I hate myself

I’m so miserable lol

epic-humor:

i accidentally messed up my life how do i start a new account

(Source: squidwurd, via cumfort)

princemotorcycle:

never ever apologize to me for your dog being too excited to see me

a dog could knock me to the ground and give me a black eye and I would still hug it and love it because dogs hurt because they love too much I love dogs

(via topnotchtwat)